so that means sex with neighbors should be acceptable? if true I have some great news for my ex!

would love to walk up in a conehead costume and start eating the roll in front of her.

I had one of those Nokia candybar phones back in the late 90s early 2000s. nothing was more therapeutic than just chucking the phone across the parking lot at mach 1. walking over to the pieces, assembling it, and going on with your day.

girly shampoos and body soaps feel good…

herbal essences was my kink for a long time.

yes, keep moving those goal posts.

I was exactly like you. my last console was the original Xbox.

I got a retroid pocket 5 and have done more gaming on that in 3 months than I did in the last 10 years.

highly recommend it for the casual gamer.

don’t sweat it. you’re both adults with life experience that is both greater than and equal to.

enjoy the date and be sure to be respectful and treat them as an equal. you can figure out who they are along the way 😉

typically the phone home is looking for a response to unlock.

use a packet sniffer to see what the request/response is and replicate it with a proxy or response server.

this is also know as a man-in-the-middle (mitm).

takes skill and knowledge to do, but once you do a few dozen it’s pretty easy since most software “phone homes” are looking for static non-encrypted responses.

so glad I went with fairphone over those pickle dicks.

that’s my life.

you never get used to it.

I heard that in her voice…

fascion Nazis took it.

• house, built in 1900
• me, built in 1974
• pocket knife, built in 1994

I have used it this way to cut through some really crusty pizza.

strikes are possible.

it does have a point. look at the blade from the side.

pointy bit goes into the pizza.

you suspect?!

I suppose I’ll accept it and just start pushing forward with setting fires. 🔥

buy irradiated celebrity cum.

is this the gen-z “if a tree falls in a forest”?

if she fart do chat goon?

exactly!

they should be using the front, not the back…