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two wrongs don’t make a right… but three ports do
ok. when you’re right, you’re right
a large portion of the world doesn’t…
that and standardized container sizes
In Dutch it’s still bakboord.
but we’ve been sailing for a long time!
you and the captain make it happen.
(just don’t be captain save a ho)
port and starboard both have an r in the word, for right. that’s how I remember them.
2·6 days agothat’s muscle memory.
5·7 days agojust do a face swap thingy
beehold, he’s watching over your.
21·10 days agostill trying to get laid daily as a form of exercise…
the runner’s high maybe? seems like it’s bad for your knees though.
music makes just about any chore more enjoyable
for some reason I read that as ‘out of the blue balls one calls the other crying’ and found that weird but not improbable
2·10 days agoI have a pecker you can touch.
well now you know. and you know how proud Dutch ppl are of their flag?
when the 'muricans ask “hey where do you store you flag when not in use?”
our universal answer is: “in the broom closet”
‘american’ts’: “surely neatly folded up and definitely not on the floor right?”
the Dutch: “nope, just toss it in there after the variety of holidays that call for a flag”
love this country!
since when is that the Luxembourg flag? 🇳🇱
and just so you know they probably stole it from the Dutch, wij Nederlanders (die bijna alles gekoloniseerd hebben) and turned it sideways.
no need. just get arrested for (not convicted of) a felony and they will do that part for you
or have some idiot family member who thought 23 & me was a novel and fun idea
yeh but the other person was being a condescending prick about it.