You are sheltering Mexicans, are you not?

If you stand you don’t have to sit next to anybody

It determines your place in the hierarchy, low is bad and cringe

What if it agrees with my priors?

Obviously they’re from the USA, the least democratic country with the lowest wages and most corrupt, incompetent politicians in the world. Read the news, gosh.

The funny thing is that it’s not even enough keys, you need to use layers

So this is how I find out that I’m a gender / sexual minority. Life is just full of surprises.

He was magnificent

I will be so happy for you guys once this gains widespread acceptance

No I didn’t, I’m actually pro-murder and definitely don’t think normalizing it will have any negative consequences

No law can protect you from hot people, they’re going to wind up on top one way or the other

Civil wars are good, and easy to win

Death to Smoochy

Actually it’s only Bad to use high explosive bombs on civilians, incendiaries are actually fine.

Questioning someone’s lived experience of misogyny is literally white nationalism. I diagnose you with micropenis.

Glory to his house

Further proof that Trump is a shrewd businessman. Joe Biden gave his pardons away for free, like a sucker.

Mine was a joke about me having Alzheimers

What do you mean? I’ve never this meme before

Colony