What an absolute moron.

MEMETIC HAZARD DETECTED. PLEASE EVACUATE THE INSTANCE.

Shoegaze 4 lyfe.

It’s the weird damp sensation when you lay it over you that does it for me. Makes my skin crawl thinking about it.

A duvet that hasn’t been fully dried is miserable to sleep in.

I see only one frank. We have been deceived.

The future is bright… and beige.

I’m more of a Neutral Milk Hotel guy. Better rewards program.

“Look Vegeta, it’s a Pokemon! I’m gonna catch it.”

Can you afford not to have 64gb of RAM?

This is the correct answer. If asked, “What is the color of a computer screen?”, one should respond “Amber Monochrome.”

Wolverines!

Blood for the Sun God, skulls for the Hermann Miller office chair. Sun God values ergonomics.

Sheer force of will.

I, too, am that frog.

I, too, am the content that

flies within my reach.

Are frogs known for exceptional patience?

Where would you typically find a Bojangles? I’m on the west coast, so it’s: Canes, Chik Fil A, Popeyes, Churches.

Honorable mention: The MapleStory white glove cursor.

Metal Gear Solid but Luigi is Snake and Waluigi is Liquid.

Just needs a napkin hanky tucked into that pocket.